Sep 1, 2014

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via broken-from-memories)

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  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

gosimpsonic:

Hugh Jass seems like a good dude.

(Source: tykittaa, via daaughterofsaatan)

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via canadumb)

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judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

(via hiimjennaeuloth)

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foodchewer:

how do you smoke a weed brownie 

(via hiimjennaeuloth)

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funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

(via fakenasty)

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(Source: brebearsexybetch, via canadumb)

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ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

(via dopebag)

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via fakenasty)

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dopebag:

queermobile:

becausebirds:

Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan 

toucam

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rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess, via shampoo)

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Aug 30, 2014

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bandsandteenwolf:

herstorysofar:

ph4ntasmag0ria:

marizzle-thugnasty:

pearlpalaces:

franktwitchy:

Twitchy - Things You Can’t Pretend (Official Music Video)

Share with a friend and let me know what you think. 

so much talent

AHHHH I love this everyone should listen

fucking dope.

Amazing

if you haven’t heard this stud’s music, you need to ok

(via franktwitchy)

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